{"id":90,"date":"2025-12-05T11:32:23","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T11:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/?page_id=90"},"modified":"2026-01-12T12:43:26","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T12:43:26","slug":"poems","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/?page_id=90","title":{"rendered":"Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Happy Christmas You Filthy Animals<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Happy-Christmas-You-Filthy-Animals.m4a\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Kate The Kamikaze Onion<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-96\" style=\"width:319px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/grumble-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-archivo-font-family has-small-font-size has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-19e250f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>Kate the kamikaze onion was such a lovely friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate, Penny pea, Pete parsnip and Big Spud&nbsp; got on so well, there was no need to pretend<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Any time they found themselves in heaps and heaps of trouble<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The rest would turn up quickety quick and save them at the double<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But sometimes Kate\u2019s arrival would be a bit too much<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She\u2019d break everything in sight and be an awful klutz<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like when Pete Parsnip\u2019s kite got caught way up in a tree<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Kate came crashing in to help with a little bit too much glee<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She thundered in and the next they knew Pete and Penny were in the river<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a splash and a splosh into freezing water, it really made them shiver!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And once Big Spud was peddling off on his brand new bike<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wasn\u2019t doing very well as he usually rode a trike<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As he careered down a hill he really lost control<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And through a great big bramble bush he was about to roll<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate bounded in to try and help and knocked Spud to the ground<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Spud cried out, \u2018 Kate, there\u2019s always an accident whenever you\u2019re around.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate was sad, she didn\u2019t mean to upset anyone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or make a mess of anything or ruin her friends fun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Kate said,\u2019I am going home, I don\u2019t feel like deserting, but every time I try and help, it\u2019s my friends I end up hurting!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, as Kate was heading off, Penny Pea found herself cornered<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By Reeky Russell and his band of brussel sprout marauders<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Russell shouted, \u2018 Little Pea, we\u2019ve eaten all our greens and we\u2019re all full of gas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you don\u2019t want the brunt of it, run off at a dash!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Penny Pea was frightened and didn\u2019t know what to do<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Russell and his gang mates, they let their squeakers go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a pump and a trump and a whoopee do, Pea was in a haze<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of horrible, stinky, smelly air that formed an impossible maze<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those farts just kept on coming and it was really getting whiffy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pea couldn\u2019t take much more of this as she was feeling very squiffy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just then Kate picked up the scent of this terrible commotion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She quickly made a plan and put it into motion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a blood curdling cry of \u2018Kamikazee\u2019 she hurtled down the lane<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heading straight for Russell and his mates as she knew they were to blame<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hurtling at a rate of knots Kate knocked all those sprouts flying<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And as the smelly mist cleared she discovered Penny Pea crying<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018 Oh Kate, thank you so much for coming to my aid\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018 I just didn\u2019t know what to do in that horrible smell they made\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Penny Pea, Pete Parsnip and Big Spud all threw a thankyou party<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With cake, jelly and sausages and a great big bowl of smarties<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And they all learnt the lesson that however unlikely it seems<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That whatever your skills , one day they\u2019ll come in handy and be the stuff of dreams<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And after the cake they gave Kate a T shirt they had made<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She proudly put it on and went out on parade<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It looked just like one the wrestlers wear on WWE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018 But look\u2019, said Kate,\u2019 It spells KKO, just for little old me!\u2019<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Kingfisher<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/grumble3-1-edited.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-119\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.750009931275573;width:327px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/grumble3-1-edited.jpg 960w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/grumble3-1-edited-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/grumble3-1-edited-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-top:0px;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.104), 15px);\"><em><strong>The Kingfisher By Lee Salisbury<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/grumblewurzle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/AUDIO-2026-01-11-18-38-27.m4a\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-95730b41 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">The sighting of a Kingfisher is truly a wonder to behold<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">It\u2019s a fabulous story that simply must be told<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">He\u2019s a speeding glimpse of electric blue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">That will take your breath away from you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">It maybe luck, it could be chance He\u2019s just come back and he\u2019s perched on a branch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Over the river he\u2019s fishing I bet Chest flame orange like the warmest sunset<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Beak long and thin, very narrow Sharper than any sword or arrow<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">A white stripe of marking at the side of his eyes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Then the most wondrous surprise Body and wings electric blue and iridescent green<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">There the brightest colours I\u2019ve ever seen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Shimmering vibrant in the sun, bringing them alive He crouches , he\u2019s focused,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">I wonder will he dive<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Whoooshh Down like a bullet a lightening flash<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">All without hardly a splash<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">He comes from the water a shake and a quiver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">Then one last mesmerising display as he flys off down river<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">As he disappears round the bend and behind the reed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + 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style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">He makes your heart skip a beat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">So a smile on my face for the rest of the day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;font-size:clamp(14px, 0.875rem + ((1vw - 3.2px) * 0.208), 16px);\">The beauty of nature effects 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